The Fault in Our Pants PDF/EPUB â The Fault Epub /

The Fault in Our Pants PDF/EPUB â The Fault Epub /

The Fault in Our Pants ❮PDF / Epub❯ ☃ The Fault in Our Pants Author Steve Lookner – Capitalsoftworks.co.uk As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, What s that in your nose They re called cannula, I said These tubes give me oxygen, wh As I was approaching the in Our Kindle × mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, What s that in your nose They re called cannula, I said These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe Would they help me breathe, too she asked I dunno, wanna try Nah, she replied, I don t wanna look like a weirdo Wanna know a secret I asked Yeah I licked my The Fault Epub / finger and rubbed it on her arm I just gave you cancer, I whispered The Fault in Our Pants is the hilarious new parody of The Fault in Our Stars Just listen to these reviews Grand Augustus Waters A douchefest Hazel Grace Lancaster Will there be a braille edition Isaac Why wasn t I in the movie KaitlynAll the big scenes that weren t in the book but should have been are here For example The Fault in Our PDF Ê scene where Hazel tells Isaac that always no longer applies if your significant other goes blind The scene where Hazel wastes her Genie Wish by wishing for a million wishes The scene where Hazel tries to take it past first base in the Anne Frank HouseAnd many From support group to the swing set of tears, from Augustus trophies to Amsterdam, from Van Houten to Venn diagrams, it s all in The Fault in Our Pants So go ahead, give it a shot You know you want to read it than Paper Towns ABOUT THE AUTHOR Steve Lookner is one of s top parody authors He began his writing career as an editor of The Harvard Lampoon, and has written for such TV shows as Saturday Night Live and MADtv Be sure to check out Steve s other parodies, including City of Boneheads A Parody of City of Bones The Mortal Instruments, Book, The Lightning Fart A Parody of The Lightning Thief Percy Jackson the Olympians, Book, The Maze Bummer A Parody of The Maze Runner, and Gone Bitch A Parody of Gone Girl.


10 thoughts on “The Fault in Our Pants

  1. Sh3lly Sh3lly says:

    A reviewer I follow here named Aly posted about this and said she thought it looked hilarious I had never heard of it or the author before As one of the seemingly few people who did not think The Fault in Our Stars was an epic, life changing book, this was great I found the original book pretentious and way overrated, so this parody was perfect for me Lookner gets in several funny digs on vegetarians when Hazel and Augustus are in Amsterdam at the Oranjee restaurant on their date, the w A reviewer I follow here named Aly posted about this and said she thought it looked hilarious I had never heard of it or the author before As one of the seemingly few people who did not think The Fault in Our Stars was an epic, life changing book, this was great I found the original book pretentious and way overrated, so this parody was perfect for me Lookner gets in several funny digs on vegetarians when Hazel and Augustus are in Amsterdam at the Oranjee restaurant on their date, the waiter tells them Let me give you some honest advice If you re going to order vegetarian, it s a bit of a waste to spend your money eating here Or at any fine restaurant He also makes a few jabs at famous authors like Veronica Roth, Suzanne Collins, and JK Rowling Hazel s parents are potheads, everyone at Group is a douche, Peter Van Houten is almost continuously attached to a beer helmet, there s lots of juvenile mentions of bjs and hjs, and even a couple diarrhea jokes It s very silly and right up my alley I only spent 1 atfor this totally worth it


  2. Jonathan Appleton Jonathan Appleton says:

    I am a fan of pretty much all stuff John Green While this wasn t his work, I enjoy a good parody It relies a lot on sex humor which is supposed to be a lower form, but I never claimed to be highbrow so if it is done well it is good enough for me I can t stand scatological humor BTW we each have our standards I suppose.Here is an excerpt Hazel, you re not gonna meet any guys sitting on the couch You aren t a little kid any You re becoming a woman And to be perfectly blunt, every wom I am a fan of pretty much all stuff John Green While this wasn t his work, I enjoy a good parody It relies a lot on sex humor which is supposed to be a lower form, but I never claimed to be highbrow so if it is done well it is good enough for me I can t stand scatological humor BTW we each have our standards I suppose.Here is an excerpt Hazel, you re not gonna meet any guys sitting on the couch You aren t a little kid any You re becoming a woman And to be perfectly blunt, every woman periodically needs some cock She had a point sort of Every woman does periodically need some cock But at the Support Group, there was only gonna be Cancer Cock That is a good line IMHO Yes, it is a bit cheesy, but it follows the book albeit a bit twisted I like twisted This would have been a four star review if the bulk of the story did this sort of job keeping with the storyline Also, it does get a bit juvenile which should be OK since it is a parody of a YA book , but the line between childlike and childish does get crossed for me at times.So here are some thoughts 1 If you loved the book and like parodies than you this short read will put a smile on your face.2 If you loved the book so much that you can t stand any sort of fun being made of it, please see a gastroenterologist to have that stick removed The only thing worse than taking nothing seriously is taking everything as if it were the word of God including the word of God 3 If sexual situations make you uncomfortable than avoid this.4 If you expect sexual situations in writing to get you excited this will be disappointing 5 If you know the book and can enjoy some light hearted ribbing, than by all means it s only 0.99


  3. Farith Farith says:

    3 starsSome books are so good, so special to you, that not only do you not want to tell anyone about them, but you want to destroy all other copies of them This is a big relatable quote for readers But let me try with something funnier I mean duh, this is a parody. They re usually full oh humor, rightEvery woman does periodically need some cock If that didn t touch you, I don t know what can.This book was really funny I enjoyed reading it, even tho I thought I wasn t going 3 starsSome books are so good, so special to you, that not only do you not want to tell anyone about them, but you want to destroy all other copies of them This is a big relatable quote for readers But let me try with something funnier I mean duh, this is a parody. They re usually full oh humor, rightEvery woman does periodically need some cock If that didn t touch you, I don t know what can.This book was really funny I enjoyed reading it, even tho I thought I wasn t going to because, okay, I wasn t the biggest fan of TFIOS.So, yeah, I laughed a lot reading this, but also had a couple of issues Fun fact Reading this was exactly like rereading TFIOS That s why I m not rating it any higher than 3 stars They were the exact same paragraphs of TFIOS, the author just added some dirty humor and that was it By that part it disappointed me, but I m also relieved that the author didn t change the essence of the original story.But yeah, that was just the only problem I had with it Overall it was pretty good I liked the sexual humor that the book had and the jokes the author made.PS I liked eventhis filthy and naughty Augustus than the original one lol


  4. Runa Runa says:

    I received this book for free via LibraryThing s Early Reviewers, and I m so thankful I didn t spend money on this piece of garbage This is easily the worst thing I ve ever read Oh, yeah, jokes about child porn and the Holocaust are SO HI LARIOUS The thing is, good parodies exist, genuinely funny ones, this is just not one of them by any means It s vulgar for no reason other than what I assume is the author s disgusting, immature frat boy sense of humor and makes a mockery out of a moving I received this book for free via LibraryThing s Early Reviewers, and I m so thankful I didn t spend money on this piece of garbage This is easily the worst thing I ve ever read Oh, yeah, jokes about child porn and the Holocaust are SO HI LARIOUS The thing is, good parodies exist, genuinely funny ones, this is just not one of them by any means It s vulgar for no reason other than what I assume is the author s disgusting, immature frat boy sense of humor and makes a mockery out of a moving and popular book for easy money Don t give this guy a cent


  5. Debbie Debbie says:

    Pay no attention to this review I can t honestly review this book because it is a parody The author took a really popular, well liked book, and made fun of it, while maintaining a similar plot, character names, and even recreating dialog To me, this is akin to plagiarism, although not entirely because the author was able to change enough of it to make it a new work, thus getting him out of trouble with the law He does pay homage to the author of the book being parodied, by mentioning other t Pay no attention to this review I can t honestly review this book because it is a parody The author took a really popular, well liked book, and made fun of it, while maintaining a similar plot, character names, and even recreating dialog To me, this is akin to plagiarism, although not entirely because the author was able to change enough of it to make it a new work, thus getting him out of trouble with the law He does pay homage to the author of the book being parodied, by mentioning other titles he ha written and including plugs for the authors website andencouraging readers to buy their own copies of John Green s books instead of getting them via piracy Anyhow, this book contains a lot of sophmoric sex humor the kind that makes women roll their eyes and causes high school boys to laugh out loud because they find it hysterical I did not find the book hysterical, but I have to give props to Steve Lookner for attempting to take a book that made millions cry and make it funny I believe some topics, like kids dying from various forms of cancer cannot be made funny no matter how much sex and sexual inuendo you throw at them


  6. Cee (The Mistress Case) Cee (The Mistress Case) says:

    Hell yeah, I m reading this shit xD


  7. Alexis Russell Alexis Russell says:

    This is in fact, the biggest load of bullcrap I ve ever read The writing style is poor, and the humor is that of a perverted 13 year old boy The storyline failed to flow and the comments bashing very successful, talented authors was enough to set me over the edge This was a complete waste of time.10 10 do NOT recommend.


  8. Aiko Aiko says:

    I don t like reading a story about sick children because it is usually pitiful and tries to make me cry though that can be just the stereotype I have.This story also made me cry many times and I sometimes felt that I couldn t read this any , but I do like this story I do like Hazel, Augustus, the relationship they had and the way they think about their death You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I m grateful.


  9. natcal24 natcal24 says:

    Many people have read this book It s quite popular especially for girls my age Most girls would read this book because it s the normal sad love story of two teenagers named Hazel Grace and Augustus Waters Hazel Grace is a smart, brave, sweet girl trying to make every second of her life count, despite having thyroid cancer Augustus is the dream boy any girl would beg to have With his sweet, loving, and charming sense of humor, he really stands out in the book With them both having cancer, i Many people have read this book It s quite popular especially for girls my age Most girls would read this book because it s the normal sad love story of two teenagers named Hazel Grace and Augustus Waters Hazel Grace is a smart, brave, sweet girl trying to make every second of her life count, despite having thyroid cancer Augustus is the dream boy any girl would beg to have With his sweet, loving, and charming sense of humor, he really stands out in the book With them both having cancer, it seems makes their relationshipinteresting by having to face the same problems But they don t let cancer get in the way of anything From most couples I ve read in books, theirs is very unique and different I loved how they supported each other and were always there for one another I ve learned that not everyone has an easy going life A lot of people have problems in their life that they are trying to get through, but if you have a positive mindset, nothing will stop you from living your life This is a NEED TO READ book if you haven t already read it I would recommend this to all girls, because I think that they could get a little something out of this I loved this book so much This is one of my favorites and I would read this book over and over again


  10. Jocelyn Jocelyn says:

    It s impossible for me to rate this book While reading this book I questioned every single person who recommended this book, or praised this book I couldn t believe the author of Turtles All The Way Down was also responsible for this sexapade I was grateful they left out so much in the movie, but completely flabbergasted that anyone wanted to make it a movie What was wrong with everyone John Green is a shamelessly self promoting, disgusting pervert But it was a really fast read so I ll j j It s impossible for me to rate this book While reading this book I questioned every single person who recommended this book, or praised this book I couldn t believe the author of Turtles All The Way Down was also responsible for this sexapade I was grateful they left out so much in the movie, but completely flabbergasted that anyone wanted to make it a movie What was wrong with everyone John Green is a shamelessly self promoting, disgusting pervert But it was a really fast read so I ll j just finish it, write a scathing review and unfollow John Green So I finish it And see the real author info What in the what Click to the cover of the book Equal parts humiliation and laughter So you see I can t properly rate this book because the entire time I was reading it I thought I was reading the Fault in Our Stars However I do think every one who has read the Fault in Our Stars should also read this


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

10 thoughts on “The Fault in Our Pants

  1. Sh3lly Sh3lly says:

    A reviewer I follow here named Aly posted about this and said she thought it looked hilarious I had never heard of it or the author before As one of the seemingly few people who did not think The Fault in Our Stars was an epic, life changing book, this was great I found the original book pretentious and way overrated, so this parody was perfect for me Lookner gets in several funny digs on vegetarians when Hazel and Augustus are in Amsterdam at the Oranjee restaurant on their date, the w A reviewer I follow here named Aly posted about this and said she thought it looked hilarious I had never heard of it or the author before As one of the seemingly few people who did not think The Fault in Our Stars was an epic, life changing book, this was great I found the original book pretentious and way overrated, so this parody was perfect for me Lookner gets in several funny digs on vegetarians when Hazel and Augustus are in Amsterdam at the Oranjee restaurant on their date, the waiter tells them Let me give you some honest advice If you re going to order vegetarian, it s a bit of a waste to spend your money eating here Or at any fine restaurant He also makes a few jabs at famous authors like Veronica Roth, Suzanne Collins, and JK Rowling Hazel s parents are potheads, everyone at Group is a douche, Peter Van Houten is almost continuously attached to a beer helmet, there s lots of juvenile mentions of bjs and hjs, and even a couple diarrhea jokes It s very silly and right up my alley I only spent 1 atfor this totally worth it

  2. Jonathan Appleton Jonathan Appleton says:

    I am a fan of pretty much all stuff John Green While this wasn t his work, I enjoy a good parody It relies a lot on sex humor which is supposed to be a lower form, but I never claimed to be highbrow so if it is done well it is good enough for me I can t stand scatological humor BTW we each have our standards I suppose.Here is an excerpt Hazel, you re not gonna meet any guys sitting on the couch You aren t a little kid any You re becoming a woman And to be perfectly blunt, every wom I am a fan of pretty much all stuff John Green While this wasn t his work, I enjoy a good parody It relies a lot on sex humor which is supposed to be a lower form, but I never claimed to be highbrow so if it is done well it is good enough for me I can t stand scatological humor BTW we each have our standards I suppose.Here is an excerpt Hazel, you re not gonna meet any guys sitting on the couch You aren t a little kid any You re becoming a woman And to be perfectly blunt, every woman periodically needs some cock She had a point sort of Every woman does periodically need some cock But at the Support Group, there was only gonna be Cancer Cock That is a good line IMHO Yes, it is a bit cheesy, but it follows the book albeit a bit twisted I like twisted This would have been a four star review if the bulk of the story did this sort of job keeping with the storyline Also, it does get a bit juvenile which should be OK since it is a parody of a YA book , but the line between childlike and childish does get crossed for me at times.So here are some thoughts 1 If you loved the book and like parodies than you this short read will put a smile on your face.2 If you loved the book so much that you can t stand any sort of fun being made of it, please see a gastroenterologist to have that stick removed The only thing worse than taking nothing seriously is taking everything as if it were the word of God including the word of God 3 If sexual situations make you uncomfortable than avoid this.4 If you expect sexual situations in writing to get you excited this will be disappointing 5 If you know the book and can enjoy some light hearted ribbing, than by all means it s only 0.99

  3. Farith Farith says:

    3 starsSome books are so good, so special to you, that not only do you not want to tell anyone about them, but you want to destroy all other copies of them This is a big relatable quote for readers But let me try with something funnier I mean duh, this is a parody. They re usually full oh humor, rightEvery woman does periodically need some cock If that didn t touch you, I don t know what can.This book was really funny I enjoyed reading it, even tho I thought I wasn t going 3 starsSome books are so good, so special to you, that not only do you not want to tell anyone about them, but you want to destroy all other copies of them This is a big relatable quote for readers But let me try with something funnier I mean duh, this is a parody. They re usually full oh humor, rightEvery woman does periodically need some cock If that didn t touch you, I don t know what can.This book was really funny I enjoyed reading it, even tho I thought I wasn t going to because, okay, I wasn t the biggest fan of TFIOS.So, yeah, I laughed a lot reading this, but also had a couple of issues Fun fact Reading this was exactly like rereading TFIOS That s why I m not rating it any higher than 3 stars They were the exact same paragraphs of TFIOS, the author just added some dirty humor and that was it By that part it disappointed me, but I m also relieved that the author didn t change the essence of the original story.But yeah, that was just the only problem I had with it Overall it was pretty good I liked the sexual humor that the book had and the jokes the author made.PS I liked eventhis filthy and naughty Augustus than the original one lol

  4. Runa Runa says:

    I received this book for free via LibraryThing s Early Reviewers, and I m so thankful I didn t spend money on this piece of garbage This is easily the worst thing I ve ever read Oh, yeah, jokes about child porn and the Holocaust are SO HI LARIOUS The thing is, good parodies exist, genuinely funny ones, this is just not one of them by any means It s vulgar for no reason other than what I assume is the author s disgusting, immature frat boy sense of humor and makes a mockery out of a moving I received this book for free via LibraryThing s Early Reviewers, and I m so thankful I didn t spend money on this piece of garbage This is easily the worst thing I ve ever read Oh, yeah, jokes about child porn and the Holocaust are SO HI LARIOUS The thing is, good parodies exist, genuinely funny ones, this is just not one of them by any means It s vulgar for no reason other than what I assume is the author s disgusting, immature frat boy sense of humor and makes a mockery out of a moving and popular book for easy money Don t give this guy a cent

  5. Debbie Debbie says:

    Pay no attention to this review I can t honestly review this book because it is a parody The author took a really popular, well liked book, and made fun of it, while maintaining a similar plot, character names, and even recreating dialog To me, this is akin to plagiarism, although not entirely because the author was able to change enough of it to make it a new work, thus getting him out of trouble with the law He does pay homage to the author of the book being parodied, by mentioning other t Pay no attention to this review I can t honestly review this book because it is a parody The author took a really popular, well liked book, and made fun of it, while maintaining a similar plot, character names, and even recreating dialog To me, this is akin to plagiarism, although not entirely because the author was able to change enough of it to make it a new work, thus getting him out of trouble with the law He does pay homage to the author of the book being parodied, by mentioning other titles he ha written and including plugs for the authors website andencouraging readers to buy their own copies of John Green s books instead of getting them via piracy Anyhow, this book contains a lot of sophmoric sex humor the kind that makes women roll their eyes and causes high school boys to laugh out loud because they find it hysterical I did not find the book hysterical, but I have to give props to Steve Lookner for attempting to take a book that made millions cry and make it funny I believe some topics, like kids dying from various forms of cancer cannot be made funny no matter how much sex and sexual inuendo you throw at them

  6. Cee (The Mistress Case) Cee (The Mistress Case) says:

    Hell yeah, I m reading this shit xD

  7. Alexis Russell Alexis Russell says:

    This is in fact, the biggest load of bullcrap I ve ever read The writing style is poor, and the humor is that of a perverted 13 year old boy The storyline failed to flow and the comments bashing very successful, talented authors was enough to set me over the edge This was a complete waste of time.10 10 do NOT recommend.

  8. Aiko Aiko says:

    I don t like reading a story about sick children because it is usually pitiful and tries to make me cry though that can be just the stereotype I have.This story also made me cry many times and I sometimes felt that I couldn t read this any , but I do like this story I do like Hazel, Augustus, the relationship they had and the way they think about their death You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I m grateful.

  9. natcal24 natcal24 says:

    Many people have read this book It s quite popular especially for girls my age Most girls would read this book because it s the normal sad love story of two teenagers named Hazel Grace and Augustus Waters Hazel Grace is a smart, brave, sweet girl trying to make every second of her life count, despite having thyroid cancer Augustus is the dream boy any girl would beg to have With his sweet, loving, and charming sense of humor, he really stands out in the book With them both having cancer, i Many people have read this book It s quite popular especially for girls my age Most girls would read this book because it s the normal sad love story of two teenagers named Hazel Grace and Augustus Waters Hazel Grace is a smart, brave, sweet girl trying to make every second of her life count, despite having thyroid cancer Augustus is the dream boy any girl would beg to have With his sweet, loving, and charming sense of humor, he really stands out in the book With them both having cancer, it seems makes their relationshipinteresting by having to face the same problems But they don t let cancer get in the way of anything From most couples I ve read in books, theirs is very unique and different I loved how they supported each other and were always there for one another I ve learned that not everyone has an easy going life A lot of people have problems in their life that they are trying to get through, but if you have a positive mindset, nothing will stop you from living your life This is a NEED TO READ book if you haven t already read it I would recommend this to all girls, because I think that they could get a little something out of this I loved this book so much This is one of my favorites and I would read this book over and over again

  10. Jocelyn Jocelyn says:

    It s impossible for me to rate this book While reading this book I questioned every single person who recommended this book, or praised this book I couldn t believe the author of Turtles All The Way Down was also responsible for this sexapade I was grateful they left out so much in the movie, but completely flabbergasted that anyone wanted to make it a movie What was wrong with everyone John Green is a shamelessly self promoting, disgusting pervert But it was a really fast read so I ll j j It s impossible for me to rate this book While reading this book I questioned every single person who recommended this book, or praised this book I couldn t believe the author of Turtles All The Way Down was also responsible for this sexapade I was grateful they left out so much in the movie, but completely flabbergasted that anyone wanted to make it a movie What was wrong with everyone John Green is a shamelessly self promoting, disgusting pervert But it was a really fast read so I ll j just finish it, write a scathing review and unfollow John Green So I finish it And see the real author info What in the what Click to the cover of the book Equal parts humiliation and laughter So you see I can t properly rate this book because the entire time I was reading it I thought I was reading the Fault in Our Stars However I do think every one who has read the Fault in Our Stars should also read this

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *