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10 thoughts on “Journey to the Center of the Earth

  1. Stephen Stephen says:

    Gawd dim it bollocks ShazBot and shit snacksI am so SO bummed that I didn’t experience Jules Verne’s novels for the first time as a young man rather than as an aging manolescent Reading them now as a 41 year old I still find myself carried away in the rollickingness of his well crafted adventures but part of me knows deep down in my nethers that there’s a warm gooey nostalgia that will always be missing This giant load of empty in my core if filled would likely have elevated this from a really good read to a cozy memory rewind of simpler happier times coughs bitterness from aching heartAlas my loving parents were unintentionally guilty of literary child neglect Thus while I really enjoyed all those afternoons watching Gilligan’s Island I think my time would have been better utilized immersing myself in the classics of Wells Verne Doyle and Poe So yes it hurts and I’m a little disappointed maybe even a skosh angry But wipes tearno sense crying weeping uncontrollably over spilled milk misspent reading years I must just remember to ensure that I don’t make the same error with my own children So far so good Why anyone would shed tears over spilled bovine teat juice is beyond me PLOT SUMMARYOne of the most popular and beloved works within Verne’s 54 volume Les Voyages Extraordinaires Journey to the Center of the Earth tells of the travels of Professor Lidenbrock an accomplished and incredibly impatient mineralogist and his uiet reserved nephew Axel While perusing an ancient manuscript Lidenbrock discovers a mysterious message encrypted in runic script After cracking the code with unexpected help from young Axel the professor discovers that the message describes how to locate a secret passage leading to uh take a wild guess The pair immediately scamper off to Iceland where with the help of hunterguide named Hans Bjelke they discover the hidden entrance and embark on a highly perilous but even highly enjoyable adventure THOUGHTSVerne was a consummate story teller who never wrote down to his audience or cut corners with his material One of the most enjoyable aspects for me about reading his stories is the scientific thoughtfulness that Verne poured into his novels True much of his science is badly dated and many of his theories including the central premise of this story have long since been disproved and relegated to nonsenseville However when written Verne was conscientious in his attempt to be as accurate as possible and employed a rigor to his plot elements and story details that few can match This diligence was the result of Verne’s desire to use his novels to use his novels as teaching tools as well as entertainment This is a major bonus for the reader because Verne’s devotion to authenticity actually enhances the sense of wonder by creating an air of plausibility that allows the suspension of disbelief to occur unconsciously and thus unnoticed What I’m bushing around the beat about is that I really really enjoyed this I’m couldn't give it the full 5 stars because I thought the initial portion of the novel ie the part before the entrance to the hidden passage took a bit too long to develop and the time spent in the most interesting segment of the journey ie the censored to avoid spoilerage was too fleeting Still there is genuine wonder here and excellently drawn characters who display remarkable depth for this kind of story Add to that an ending that is perfectly suited for the tale and you have a classic well done adventure yarn that should be read Oh a final gripe in the interest of full disclosure The ending’s awesomeness was dampened a tad for me by the compass “mystery” which I thought was overindulged by the Jules Two days after finishing this I am still mildly annoyed by that snippet of the tale so I thought I would be remiss if I failed to mention it However minor nits and compass annoyance aside this was a great experience Definitely one I HIGHLY RECOMMEND40 starsPS I need to add a note to the doofus brained asshats who put together the 1871 English translation published by Griffith and Farran Dear Sirs You SUCK Worse this version happens to be the one that the geniuses at Easton Press decided in their unimaginable stupidity to use in their collection of science fiction classic The mind boggles This literary assassination abridged and largely rewrote the story even changing the main character’s name from Professor Lidenbrock to Hardwigg Thank Odin and Cthulhu the unabridged audiobook I listened to was the original uality translation This actually gave me the ability to compare the to volumes There is no comparison If you are reading a version where the professor’s name is Hardwiggtoss it in the trash and find an original translation As for the creators of the 1871 abomination I only wish you could find yourself on the receiving end of justice


  2. Manny Manny says:

    Why does Jules Verne often remind me of Monty Python? I mean it's not funny or anything Perhaps I was struck by the fact that Robur le conuérant doesn't just feature a flying machine called the Albatross but also gives you a precise figure for the speed of a swallow Anyway with further apologies Me I wish to register a complaint about this novel which I purchased not 45 years ago in this very boutiueJohn Cleese Oh yeah? What's wrong wiv it?Me The title is A Journey to the Center of the EarthCleese And?Me Well they never get to the center of the EarthCleese They almost doMe They don'tCleese They get than halfway thereMe Excuse me what is the radius of the Earth?Cleese Well guv couldn't say offhandMe I'll tell you what it is It's 6378 kilometersCleese Could beMe And do you know how far down they get?Cleese I'd have to look that upMe Their maximum depth is about 320 kilometersCleese I don't see your pointMe They get about 47% of the way thereCleese Look guv there's dinosaursMe My good man I don't care how many dinosaurs there are The story simply doesn't correspond to the title that's all Here let me give you an example Take this DVD Anal Gangbang Slut 8 If the only thing that happened was that the woman removed her gloves would you say I'd got my money's worth?Cleese She takes her shoes off as wellMe She does?Cleese YeahMe Can I swap?Cleese If you like guv No skin off my noseMe Done Huge animated foot comes down and suashes both actors Silly music followed by announcer's voiceAnnouncer And now for something completely different The All England Summarising Proust CompetitionContestant Proust in his first book talked about talked about


  3. Ahmad Sharabiani Ahmad Sharabiani says:

    866 Voyage au centre de la Terre Journey To The Centre of The Earth A Journey to the Centre of the Earth A Journey to the Interior of the Earth Extraordinary Voyages #3 Jules VerneJourney to the Center of the Earth is an 1864 science fiction novel by Jules Verne The story involves German professor Otto Lidenbrock who believes there are volcanic tubes going toward the center of the Earth He his nephew Axel and their guide Hans descend into the Icelandic volcano encountering many adventures including prehistoric animals and natural hazards before eventually coming to the surface again in southern Italy at the Stromboli volcanoتاریخ نخستین خوانش روز نخست ماه اکتبر سال 2010 میلادیعنوانها سفر به مرکز زمین؛ سفر به اعماق زمین؛ نویسنده ژول ورن؛ انتشاراتیها دنیای کتاب و انتشارات امیرکبیر، و ادبیات نوجوانان سده 19 معنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم قدیر گلکاریان، تهران، عارف، 1370؛ در 127 ص؛ چاپ دوم 1371؛ موضوع داستانهای نویسندگان فرانسوی سده 19 معنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم احمد پناهی خراسانی، مشهد، باربد، 1372؛ در 226 ص؛ عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم جلیل دهمشکی، تهران، جانزاده، 1375؛ در 126 ص؛ عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم فاطمه نقاش، تهران، کوشش، 1375؛ در 106 ص؛ عنوان سفر به اعماق زمین؛ مترجم حسین چترنور، تهران، شرکت توسعه کتابخانه های ایران، 1376؛ در 125 ص؛ شابک 9646209173؛چاپ سوم 1380، چهارم 1381؛ ششم 1384؛ عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم نفیسه دربهشتی، تهران، پیمان، 1376؛ در 120 ص؛ شابک 9645981255؛عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم علی فاطمیان، تهران، نشر چشم انداز، 1379؛ در 237 ص؛ شابک 9644221761؛عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم مرجان رضایی، تهران، نشر مرکز، 1391؛ در هفت و 310 ص؛ شابک 9789642131402؛عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم معصومه موسوی، قم، آوای بیصدا، 1397؛ در 32 ص؛ شابک 9786009926114؛بارها چاپ شده است، در فرصتی دیگر همه ی نسخه ها را اگر زنده باشم خواهم نوشترمانی علمی–تخیلی اثر «ژول ورن» است داستان این رمان در مورد یک پروفسور آلمانی، به نام «اوتو لیدانبراک» است که باور دارد برخی دالان‌های گدازه، به مرکز زمین می‌روند او به همراه برادرزاده‌ ی خویش «اکسل» و «هانس» که راهنمای آنهاست، از آتشفشانی در «ایسلند» پایین می‌روند، و با ماجراهای بسیاری همانند حیوانات ماقبل تاریخ، و خطرهای طبیعی رودررو می‌شوند، تا اینکه در پایان در جنوب «ایتالیا» در «استرومبولی»، دوباره به سطح زمین باز می‌گردند ا شربیانی


  4. James Tivendale James Tivendale says:

    As long as the heart beats as long as your body and soul keep together I cannot admit that any creature endowed with a will has need to despair of life I thought this book was brilliant and superbly well written by Venre as I will summarise belowIt follows 3 main characters 1 Professor Lidenbrock a scientific genius who does not know when to uit even when the odds are less than 1% of success2 His Nephew Axel our narrator written in a similar way to Conon Doyle's Sherlock Holmes or Leroux's Joseph Routabille stories The insider following and reporting on the bizarre genius of the main character He is also highly intelligent but worries a bit too much He is the human emotional character is this death defying adventure3 Hans Our trusty hunter servant side kick who is uiet composed and saves every ones life about 3 timesI analysed this book as having 3 divisions in the way the story was created and therefore progressedTo begin with decoding a bizarre cipher establishing the plot and the build up to the mission ending up in IcelandSecondly a uite sombre despondent and slow segment about our gang penetrating the Earth via volcano and happenings in the seedy under passages in the worlds crust One scene truly stood out for me here which raised the tempo Axel finds himself lost from his crew with no rations no light really no hope This scene was harrowing and claustrophobic as a reader we obviously put ourselves in that nightmare scenario That was gripping Finally about the last 40% is all full of over enthusiastic energy and vigour and it is great Superbly paced narrative at this point including scenes of seeing fighting prehistoric monsters being lost at sea in unbelievable and intense electric storms and if that all wasn't fun enough to conclude they get rip roaringly catapulted out of a volcano The book has some great set piecesFor some people I can see it is not an easy read It is very science based and used so much specialist language that it could put people off I have said previously that this wasn't an issue to me as I believe the effort you put in to a book rewards the overall outcome I am not a scientist but if I want to be in this world I have to adapt enjoy and sometimes even learn the relevant terminology to get in to the characters minds The first 2 sections I mentioned were 4 star The final section is 6 star hence the review It is reminiscent of Conon Doyle's adventure tale The Lost World but instead of Professor Challenger and friends going up a formation mountain to find an amazing world Professor Lidenbrock and chums do the opposite and go down I think this was free or about £099 on kindle so definitely worth picking up I will hopefully read another of the Extraordinary Voyages books soon and hope they follow in the same vein James x


  5. Adrian Adrian says:

    So my first experience of this story was the 1959 film a good year ha ha that I saw probably in my early teens normally around the Christmas time I have a penchant for 1950s sci fi B movies and this film was certainly part of my drive to read the books that were made into the wonderful filmsSo some time in the mid 70s I read this book and discovered there were loads that I knew I would enjoySo fast forward 40 years and I've probably watched the 50s movie than I've read the book so it was time to read the book again And what a memorable read it was yes I could see James Mason as Professor Lindenbrook but the characters are regardless of the movie well rounded and uniue Considering it is not really a long book Jules managed to pack an amazing amount of story into such a small number of pages a story that is fast paced and well constructed And worth reading if you are into classic sci fi or even if you just enjoyed the film 1959 version is far superiorGiven it is now 5 years since I read this I had forgotten to write a review it should certainly be making its way to the top of my TBR again


  6. Leo . Leo . says:

    When I was young I read this book and most of his others too I used to wonder about the Hollow Earth and often compared it to Middle Earth and Midgaurd Alice down the rabbit hole Shamballa and Hades Like At The Earths Core this book opens the imagination to an inner realm I have researched this concept and it is very fascinating indeed The diary of Admiral Byrd is worth looking into Agartha Ancient discoveries have been made illustrating this concept Were these greats of literature on to something? Himmler believed in the concept and it is now proven fact that the Nazi's had interest in Antarctica They even had some sort of infrastructure there Imagine the possibility of a world within a world Like an atom is like a universe Protons and neutrons inside like miniature planets Inner space Like in the film Men In Black The universe is on Orion's Belt Orion is the cat and on his collarbelt is a small glass marble containing the universe Inner space and different dimensions?The mind bogglesReading these old books can be hard to digest Sometimes the old way of writing can distract one from the story However if the book becomes mundane irksome or just a chore to read try to stick with it Subconsciously the mind is expanding The vocabulary will broaden The senses amplify One individually enters their own world of academia The one reads the aware one becomes Food for thought🐯👍


  7. Matthew Matthew says:

    This was a DNF for me when I was a teenager I loved the old movie but I just couldn't get into the bookThen I selected this for my Goodreads book club a couple of years ago thinking that now that I have grown up and read and because Jules Verne is one of the founding fathers of sci fi I would now love it Unfortunately it was still a bit slow and hard to get through I enjoyed it but it just didn't keep me enthralled liked I hoped it wouldThen I went back and watched the movie and I did not think it was as great as I remembered Sigh there goes one of my childhood memories


  8. Jan-Maat Jan-Maat says:

    Well that was funI staged an unarmed raid on the library and with some guilt I made off with Journey to the Centre of the Earth my instinct was that this is a children's book and so taking it was the euivalent of grabbing an ice cream or a lollipop from a wailing child though on reflection unlike the ice cream the book can be consumed a few times before it's glue binding cracks and the bound pages flutter free This edition even comes with 3 D glasses finally an immersive text one can slide down an 's' grab hold of a 'b' and swing underneath have your fall into the subtext broken by the sharp hook of a '' but it turned out that only the front cover is in 3 D which strikes me as a poor teaseIn truth and you may have suspected this if you have seen the film it is not a very good adventure because the narrator is a participant on the journey which indicates that his chances of surviving the trip without the loss of his fingers are pretty good Verne is a bit scatty on the details they do run out of water for a while but they seem to have magic food supplies when desperately the adventurers share a last meal of some meat and a few biscuits each gets a pound of food each half a kilo which is a fair uantity suspiciously as though Jesus was the expedition's uarter masterOf interest I think to the popular adventure genre is the now classic odd couple in this case irascible mad Scientist uncle and cowardly by the book nephew off set by taciturn and universally capable guide Well you will say what about Mary Shelley's Frankenstein surely he was a mad scientist maybe even the first one? Frankenstein Frankenstein Frankenstein is down at the tragic end of the familiar mad scientist spectrum while Professor Lidenbrook is way over on the charmingly eccentric end of the spectrum and this type I venture to suggest has come to dominate the field He's the kind of geologist who sometimes broke his specimens through testing them too abruptly p4 suggesting to me that one would be very cautious if shaking hands with him He is indifferent to scientific orthodoxy everything can be disproved by unverifiable adventure while the by the book nephew is comically yet reasonably terrified by the likelihood of imminent death whether due to extreme heat pressure thirst starvation being consumed by prehistoric monsters getting burnt up in pyroclastic flows and so on Verne maintains a lively flow despite a lack of plot or adventure or character development through short chapters and near constant incident Something is always happening Something inconseuential but something none the less like a Jackie Chan film At the end there is a terrible drive to rapidly finish what is in any case a pretty short adventure as though Verne was sitting having his breakfast while his publisher was shouting through the letterbox ' Jules I know you're in there you've got to finish that story or we're done'I was pleasantly surprised by the sense that Verne had done some research his Icelanders sitting down to feast on Skyr for instance TV adverts tell me that happens all the time in Iceland although curiously Verne refuses to mention woolly patterned pullovers But I was disappointed by the redundancy the dreamy atmosphere of forests of mushrooms and colourless flowerswith petals like paper rapidly brought to the page then left behind I get the impression of a mind over excited with incident and images amusingly for a book called Journey to the centre of the earth we don't get to the centre of anything we are firmly anchored to the surface it is light hearted and whimsical entirely populated by comical foreigners ie anybody not French fun and I think deeply influential a Don uixote for an age of mass popular culture maybe I'm intrigued to think that he may have had some influence on Haldor Laxness but then it's easy to imagine Laxness reading Verne as a child the pastor reminiscent of Pastor Jon in Under the Glacier though the mysterious wife not troll like just supernatural in another direction perhaps Under the Glacier is a response to the cultural appropriation of Iceland by Verne a re enchantment of the world beneath the lava fields and peat bogs a place not for blase exploration by German science but of mystery of Trolls Elves and the eternal femme or God as she is otherwise known but I need at least one rereading and some dreaming of colourless flowers with papery petals first before I'm certain of that


  9. Beverly Beverly says:

    A bit too pedantic for me Journey to the Center of the Earth is full of half baked scientific notions and unproven theories put forth in a dry scholarly manner which does nothing for the story at hand Professor Lidenbrock and his nephew Axel and their stalwart and phlegmatic guide Hans are the characters making the journey They start in Iceland by climbing down into a dead volcanoAs they make their way the reluctant Axel is always begging his uncle to go back His Uncle Otto then berates the young man for his lack of courage and tenacity They repeat the same conversation in different forms The only other variation in their interactions is when Otto tells Axel why his science is wrong Otto gives long monologues on his scientific theories which would have been enough for Axel to kill him No court in the land would have prosecuted Hans doesn't speak and always sides with the professor The only time Otto is kind to his nephew is when Axel gets lostLong story short they make their way down down And discover many unscientific things like an ocean inside the mantle? Also prehistoric sea creatures which battle it out around their makeshift raft on the interior ocean Somehow they get thrown back on the surface of the earth through an active volcano without getting hurt So it was a bit of a trudge for me and not very exciting except when Axel was lost in the dark


  10. Shovelmonkey1 Shovelmonkey1 says:

    I've tried to make The Journey to the Centre of the earth myself people and let me tell you it is fraught with danger It should be a warning to you that I'm writing this from the bed of a Burns unit by typing with two chargrilled finger stumps because the centre of the earth is not some wonderfully hollow sparkly geode oh no In reality its a burning hot ball of lava so hot that it makes the centre of a Pop Tart feel like a skinny dipping spree at the North Pole You have been warned Geology may rock but it can also get bloody warm as well If you don't believe me and are still prone to believe the Jules Verne school of geological thought I'm backed up by the Wikipedia page where the person who wrote the entry for the book clearly states that Verne's description of the fantastical middle earth has been soundly refuted Let's face it if the centre of the earth really was some kind of lost world of wonders Disney would have sunk a two and a half mile deep elevator shaft down there sometime in the 1960s and we'd all be ueuing at the edge of a lava tube to pay £500 per ticket to get down thereIf on the other hand you are still tempted to make a journey to the centre of the earth from the comfort of your own armchair then I'm sure you'll be charmed and thrilled by the subterranean world of wonders which await Lava tubes like dried out waterflumesprovide direct access to the labyrinthine maze of geological fun Middle world primordial seas which would have left modern day scientists to ponder the fact that the earth really resembles a partly filled laundry detergent ball filled with giant fishes the likes of which would have had Hemingway weeping for mercy Dinosaurs wander through ancient primeval forests of petrified wood and giant mushrooms and barren shores of bleached bones reveal the true nature of humanities origins Essentially Verne has gathered together all the best and most interesting bits of Early World Prehistory the bits that you loved as a kid and created a memorable if scientifically confused master piece Ok it's now a bit dated and yes the centre of the earth really is not uite a Verne would have us believe but this is old school story telling at its best


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Journey to the Center of the Earth ⚣ Journey to the Center of the Earth Books ⚡ Author Jules Verne – Capitalsoftworks.co.uk A Journey to the Center of the Earth French Voyage au centre de la Terre also translated as A Journey to the Interior of the Earth is a classic 1864 science fiction novel by Jules Verne The story invo A Journey to the Center the Center Kindle Ó of the Earth French Voyage au centre de la Terre also translated as A Journey to the Interior of Journey to MOBI :Þ the Earth is a classic science fiction novel by Jules Verne The story involves a professor who leads his nephew and hired guide down to the Center Kindle Ò a volcano in Iceland to the center of the Earth They encounter many adventures including prehistoric animals and natural hazards eventually coming to the surface to the Center of the PDF/EPUB ² again in southern Italy From a scientific point of view this story has not aged uite as well as other Verne stories since most of his ideas about what the interior of the Earth contains have since been proven wrong However a redeeming point to the story is Verne's own belief told within the novel from the viewpoint of a character that the inside of the Earth does indeed differ from that which the characters encounter Excerpted from Wikipedia the free encyclopedia.

10 thoughts on “Journey to the Center of the Earth

  1. Stephen Stephen says:

    Gawd dim it bollocks ShazBot and shit snacksI am so SO bummed that I didn’t experience Jules Verne’s novels for the first time as a young man rather than as an aging manolescent Reading them now as a 41 year old I still find myself carried away in the rollickingness of his well crafted adventures but part of me knows deep down in my nethers that there’s a warm gooey nostalgia that will always be missing This giant load of empty in my core if filled would likely have elevated this from a really good read to a cozy memory rewind of simpler happier times coughs bitterness from aching heartAlas my loving parents were unintentionally guilty of literary child neglect Thus while I really enjoyed all those afternoons watching Gilligan’s Island I think my time would have been better utilized immersing myself in the classics of Wells Verne Doyle and Poe So yes it hurts and I’m a little disappointed maybe even a skosh angry But wipes tearno sense crying weeping uncontrollably over spilled milk misspent reading years I must just remember to ensure that I don’t make the same error with my own children So far so good Why anyone would shed tears over spilled bovine teat juice is beyond me PLOT SUMMARYOne of the most popular and beloved works within Verne’s 54 volume Les Voyages Extraordinaires Journey to the Center of the Earth tells of the travels of Professor Lidenbrock an accomplished and incredibly impatient mineralogist and his uiet reserved nephew Axel While perusing an ancient manuscript Lidenbrock discovers a mysterious message encrypted in runic script After cracking the code with unexpected help from young Axel the professor discovers that the message describes how to locate a secret passage leading to uh take a wild guess The pair immediately scamper off to Iceland where with the help of hunterguide named Hans Bjelke they discover the hidden entrance and embark on a highly perilous but even highly enjoyable adventure THOUGHTSVerne was a consummate story teller who never wrote down to his audience or cut corners with his material One of the most enjoyable aspects for me about reading his stories is the scientific thoughtfulness that Verne poured into his novels True much of his science is badly dated and many of his theories including the central premise of this story have long since been disproved and relegated to nonsenseville However when written Verne was conscientious in his attempt to be as accurate as possible and employed a rigor to his plot elements and story details that few can match This diligence was the result of Verne’s desire to use his novels to use his novels as teaching tools as well as entertainment This is a major bonus for the reader because Verne’s devotion to authenticity actually enhances the sense of wonder by creating an air of plausibility that allows the suspension of disbelief to occur unconsciously and thus unnoticed What I’m bushing around the beat about is that I really really enjoyed this I’m couldn't give it the full 5 stars because I thought the initial portion of the novel ie the part before the entrance to the hidden passage took a bit too long to develop and the time spent in the most interesting segment of the journey ie the censored to avoid spoilerage was too fleeting Still there is genuine wonder here and excellently drawn characters who display remarkable depth for this kind of story Add to that an ending that is perfectly suited for the tale and you have a classic well done adventure yarn that should be read Oh a final gripe in the interest of full disclosure The ending’s awesomeness was dampened a tad for me by the compass “mystery” which I thought was overindulged by the Jules Two days after finishing this I am still mildly annoyed by that snippet of the tale so I thought I would be remiss if I failed to mention it However minor nits and compass annoyance aside this was a great experience Definitely one I HIGHLY RECOMMEND40 starsPS I need to add a note to the doofus brained asshats who put together the 1871 English translation published by Griffith and Farran Dear Sirs You SUCK Worse this version happens to be the one that the geniuses at Easton Press decided in their unimaginable stupidity to use in their collection of science fiction classic The mind boggles This literary assassination abridged and largely rewrote the story even changing the main character’s name from Professor Lidenbrock to Hardwigg Thank Odin and Cthulhu the unabridged audiobook I listened to was the original uality translation This actually gave me the ability to compare the to volumes There is no comparison If you are reading a version where the professor’s name is Hardwiggtoss it in the trash and find an original translation As for the creators of the 1871 abomination I only wish you could find yourself on the receiving end of justice

  2. Manny Manny says:

    Why does Jules Verne often remind me of Monty Python? I mean it's not funny or anything Perhaps I was struck by the fact that Robur le conuérant doesn't just feature a flying machine called the Albatross but also gives you a precise figure for the speed of a swallow Anyway with further apologies Me I wish to register a complaint about this novel which I purchased not 45 years ago in this very boutiueJohn Cleese Oh yeah? What's wrong wiv it?Me The title is A Journey to the Center of the EarthCleese And?Me Well they never get to the center of the EarthCleese They almost doMe They don'tCleese They get than halfway thereMe Excuse me what is the radius of the Earth?Cleese Well guv couldn't say offhandMe I'll tell you what it is It's 6378 kilometersCleese Could beMe And do you know how far down they get?Cleese I'd have to look that upMe Their maximum depth is about 320 kilometersCleese I don't see your pointMe They get about 47% of the way thereCleese Look guv there's dinosaursMe My good man I don't care how many dinosaurs there are The story simply doesn't correspond to the title that's all Here let me give you an example Take this DVD Anal Gangbang Slut 8 If the only thing that happened was that the woman removed her gloves would you say I'd got my money's worth?Cleese She takes her shoes off as wellMe She does?Cleese YeahMe Can I swap?Cleese If you like guv No skin off my noseMe Done Huge animated foot comes down and suashes both actors Silly music followed by announcer's voiceAnnouncer And now for something completely different The All England Summarising Proust CompetitionContestant Proust in his first book talked about talked about

  3. Ahmad Sharabiani Ahmad Sharabiani says:

    866 Voyage au centre de la Terre Journey To The Centre of The Earth A Journey to the Centre of the Earth A Journey to the Interior of the Earth Extraordinary Voyages #3 Jules VerneJourney to the Center of the Earth is an 1864 science fiction novel by Jules Verne The story involves German professor Otto Lidenbrock who believes there are volcanic tubes going toward the center of the Earth He his nephew Axel and their guide Hans descend into the Icelandic volcano encountering many adventures including prehistoric animals and natural hazards before eventually coming to the surface again in southern Italy at the Stromboli volcanoتاریخ نخستین خوانش روز نخست ماه اکتبر سال 2010 میلادیعنوانها سفر به مرکز زمین؛ سفر به اعماق زمین؛ نویسنده ژول ورن؛ انتشاراتیها دنیای کتاب و انتشارات امیرکبیر، و ادبیات نوجوانان سده 19 معنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم قدیر گلکاریان، تهران، عارف، 1370؛ در 127 ص؛ چاپ دوم 1371؛ موضوع داستانهای نویسندگان فرانسوی سده 19 معنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم احمد پناهی خراسانی، مشهد، باربد، 1372؛ در 226 ص؛ عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم جلیل دهمشکی، تهران، جانزاده، 1375؛ در 126 ص؛ عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم فاطمه نقاش، تهران، کوشش، 1375؛ در 106 ص؛ عنوان سفر به اعماق زمین؛ مترجم حسین چترنور، تهران، شرکت توسعه کتابخانه های ایران، 1376؛ در 125 ص؛ شابک 9646209173؛چاپ سوم 1380، چهارم 1381؛ ششم 1384؛ عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم نفیسه دربهشتی، تهران، پیمان، 1376؛ در 120 ص؛ شابک 9645981255؛عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم علی فاطمیان، تهران، نشر چشم انداز، 1379؛ در 237 ص؛ شابک 9644221761؛عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم مرجان رضایی، تهران، نشر مرکز، 1391؛ در هفت و 310 ص؛ شابک 9789642131402؛عنوان سفر به مرکز زمین؛ مترجم معصومه موسوی، قم، آوای بیصدا، 1397؛ در 32 ص؛ شابک 9786009926114؛بارها چاپ شده است، در فرصتی دیگر همه ی نسخه ها را اگر زنده باشم خواهم نوشترمانی علمی–تخیلی اثر «ژول ورن» است داستان این رمان در مورد یک پروفسور آلمانی، به نام «اوتو لیدانبراک» است که باور دارد برخی دالان‌های گدازه، به مرکز زمین می‌روند او به همراه برادرزاده‌ ی خویش «اکسل» و «هانس» که راهنمای آنهاست، از آتشفشانی در «ایسلند» پایین می‌روند، و با ماجراهای بسیاری همانند حیوانات ماقبل تاریخ، و خطرهای طبیعی رودررو می‌شوند، تا اینکه در پایان در جنوب «ایتالیا» در «استرومبولی»، دوباره به سطح زمین باز می‌گردند ا شربیانی

  4. James Tivendale James Tivendale says:

    As long as the heart beats as long as your body and soul keep together I cannot admit that any creature endowed with a will has need to despair of life I thought this book was brilliant and superbly well written by Venre as I will summarise belowIt follows 3 main characters 1 Professor Lidenbrock a scientific genius who does not know when to uit even when the odds are less than 1% of success2 His Nephew Axel our narrator written in a similar way to Conon Doyle's Sherlock Holmes or Leroux's Joseph Routabille stories The insider following and reporting on the bizarre genius of the main character He is also highly intelligent but worries a bit too much He is the human emotional character is this death defying adventure3 Hans Our trusty hunter servant side kick who is uiet composed and saves every ones life about 3 timesI analysed this book as having 3 divisions in the way the story was created and therefore progressedTo begin with decoding a bizarre cipher establishing the plot and the build up to the mission ending up in IcelandSecondly a uite sombre despondent and slow segment about our gang penetrating the Earth via volcano and happenings in the seedy under passages in the worlds crust One scene truly stood out for me here which raised the tempo Axel finds himself lost from his crew with no rations no light really no hope This scene was harrowing and claustrophobic as a reader we obviously put ourselves in that nightmare scenario That was gripping Finally about the last 40% is all full of over enthusiastic energy and vigour and it is great Superbly paced narrative at this point including scenes of seeing fighting prehistoric monsters being lost at sea in unbelievable and intense electric storms and if that all wasn't fun enough to conclude they get rip roaringly catapulted out of a volcano The book has some great set piecesFor some people I can see it is not an easy read It is very science based and used so much specialist language that it could put people off I have said previously that this wasn't an issue to me as I believe the effort you put in to a book rewards the overall outcome I am not a scientist but if I want to be in this world I have to adapt enjoy and sometimes even learn the relevant terminology to get in to the characters minds The first 2 sections I mentioned were 4 star The final section is 6 star hence the review It is reminiscent of Conon Doyle's adventure tale The Lost World but instead of Professor Challenger and friends going up a formation mountain to find an amazing world Professor Lidenbrock and chums do the opposite and go down I think this was free or about £099 on kindle so definitely worth picking up I will hopefully read another of the Extraordinary Voyages books soon and hope they follow in the same vein James x

  5. Adrian Adrian says:

    So my first experience of this story was the 1959 film a good year ha ha that I saw probably in my early teens normally around the Christmas time I have a penchant for 1950s sci fi B movies and this film was certainly part of my drive to read the books that were made into the wonderful filmsSo some time in the mid 70s I read this book and discovered there were loads that I knew I would enjoySo fast forward 40 years and I've probably watched the 50s movie than I've read the book so it was time to read the book again And what a memorable read it was yes I could see James Mason as Professor Lindenbrook but the characters are regardless of the movie well rounded and uniue Considering it is not really a long book Jules managed to pack an amazing amount of story into such a small number of pages a story that is fast paced and well constructed And worth reading if you are into classic sci fi or even if you just enjoyed the film 1959 version is far superiorGiven it is now 5 years since I read this I had forgotten to write a review it should certainly be making its way to the top of my TBR again

  6. Leo . Leo . says:

    When I was young I read this book and most of his others too I used to wonder about the Hollow Earth and often compared it to Middle Earth and Midgaurd Alice down the rabbit hole Shamballa and Hades Like At The Earths Core this book opens the imagination to an inner realm I have researched this concept and it is very fascinating indeed The diary of Admiral Byrd is worth looking into Agartha Ancient discoveries have been made illustrating this concept Were these greats of literature on to something? Himmler believed in the concept and it is now proven fact that the Nazi's had interest in Antarctica They even had some sort of infrastructure there Imagine the possibility of a world within a world Like an atom is like a universe Protons and neutrons inside like miniature planets Inner space Like in the film Men In Black The universe is on Orion's Belt Orion is the cat and on his collarbelt is a small glass marble containing the universe Inner space and different dimensions?The mind bogglesReading these old books can be hard to digest Sometimes the old way of writing can distract one from the story However if the book becomes mundane irksome or just a chore to read try to stick with it Subconsciously the mind is expanding The vocabulary will broaden The senses amplify One individually enters their own world of academia The one reads the aware one becomes Food for thought🐯👍

  7. Matthew Matthew says:

    This was a DNF for me when I was a teenager I loved the old movie but I just couldn't get into the bookThen I selected this for my Goodreads book club a couple of years ago thinking that now that I have grown up and read and because Jules Verne is one of the founding fathers of sci fi I would now love it Unfortunately it was still a bit slow and hard to get through I enjoyed it but it just didn't keep me enthralled liked I hoped it wouldThen I went back and watched the movie and I did not think it was as great as I remembered Sigh there goes one of my childhood memories

  8. Jan-Maat Jan-Maat says:

    Well that was funI staged an unarmed raid on the library and with some guilt I made off with Journey to the Centre of the Earth my instinct was that this is a children's book and so taking it was the euivalent of grabbing an ice cream or a lollipop from a wailing child though on reflection unlike the ice cream the book can be consumed a few times before it's glue binding cracks and the bound pages flutter free This edition even comes with 3 D glasses finally an immersive text one can slide down an 's' grab hold of a 'b' and swing underneath have your fall into the subtext broken by the sharp hook of a '' but it turned out that only the front cover is in 3 D which strikes me as a poor teaseIn truth and you may have suspected this if you have seen the film it is not a very good adventure because the narrator is a participant on the journey which indicates that his chances of surviving the trip without the loss of his fingers are pretty good Verne is a bit scatty on the details they do run out of water for a while but they seem to have magic food supplies when desperately the adventurers share a last meal of some meat and a few biscuits each gets a pound of food each half a kilo which is a fair uantity suspiciously as though Jesus was the expedition's uarter masterOf interest I think to the popular adventure genre is the now classic odd couple in this case irascible mad Scientist uncle and cowardly by the book nephew off set by taciturn and universally capable guide Well you will say what about Mary Shelley's Frankenstein surely he was a mad scientist maybe even the first one? Frankenstein Frankenstein Frankenstein is down at the tragic end of the familiar mad scientist spectrum while Professor Lidenbrook is way over on the charmingly eccentric end of the spectrum and this type I venture to suggest has come to dominate the field He's the kind of geologist who sometimes broke his specimens through testing them too abruptly p4 suggesting to me that one would be very cautious if shaking hands with him He is indifferent to scientific orthodoxy everything can be disproved by unverifiable adventure while the by the book nephew is comically yet reasonably terrified by the likelihood of imminent death whether due to extreme heat pressure thirst starvation being consumed by prehistoric monsters getting burnt up in pyroclastic flows and so on Verne maintains a lively flow despite a lack of plot or adventure or character development through short chapters and near constant incident Something is always happening Something inconseuential but something none the less like a Jackie Chan film At the end there is a terrible drive to rapidly finish what is in any case a pretty short adventure as though Verne was sitting having his breakfast while his publisher was shouting through the letterbox ' Jules I know you're in there you've got to finish that story or we're done'I was pleasantly surprised by the sense that Verne had done some research his Icelanders sitting down to feast on Skyr for instance TV adverts tell me that happens all the time in Iceland although curiously Verne refuses to mention woolly patterned pullovers But I was disappointed by the redundancy the dreamy atmosphere of forests of mushrooms and colourless flowerswith petals like paper rapidly brought to the page then left behind I get the impression of a mind over excited with incident and images amusingly for a book called Journey to the centre of the earth we don't get to the centre of anything we are firmly anchored to the surface it is light hearted and whimsical entirely populated by comical foreigners ie anybody not French fun and I think deeply influential a Don uixote for an age of mass popular culture maybe I'm intrigued to think that he may have had some influence on Haldor Laxness but then it's easy to imagine Laxness reading Verne as a child the pastor reminiscent of Pastor Jon in Under the Glacier though the mysterious wife not troll like just supernatural in another direction perhaps Under the Glacier is a response to the cultural appropriation of Iceland by Verne a re enchantment of the world beneath the lava fields and peat bogs a place not for blase exploration by German science but of mystery of Trolls Elves and the eternal femme or God as she is otherwise known but I need at least one rereading and some dreaming of colourless flowers with papery petals first before I'm certain of that

  9. Beverly Beverly says:

    A bit too pedantic for me Journey to the Center of the Earth is full of half baked scientific notions and unproven theories put forth in a dry scholarly manner which does nothing for the story at hand Professor Lidenbrock and his nephew Axel and their stalwart and phlegmatic guide Hans are the characters making the journey They start in Iceland by climbing down into a dead volcanoAs they make their way the reluctant Axel is always begging his uncle to go back His Uncle Otto then berates the young man for his lack of courage and tenacity They repeat the same conversation in different forms The only other variation in their interactions is when Otto tells Axel why his science is wrong Otto gives long monologues on his scientific theories which would have been enough for Axel to kill him No court in the land would have prosecuted Hans doesn't speak and always sides with the professor The only time Otto is kind to his nephew is when Axel gets lostLong story short they make their way down down And discover many unscientific things like an ocean inside the mantle? Also prehistoric sea creatures which battle it out around their makeshift raft on the interior ocean Somehow they get thrown back on the surface of the earth through an active volcano without getting hurt So it was a bit of a trudge for me and not very exciting except when Axel was lost in the dark

  10. Shovelmonkey1 Shovelmonkey1 says:

    I've tried to make The Journey to the Centre of the earth myself people and let me tell you it is fraught with danger It should be a warning to you that I'm writing this from the bed of a Burns unit by typing with two chargrilled finger stumps because the centre of the earth is not some wonderfully hollow sparkly geode oh no In reality its a burning hot ball of lava so hot that it makes the centre of a Pop Tart feel like a skinny dipping spree at the North Pole You have been warned Geology may rock but it can also get bloody warm as well If you don't believe me and are still prone to believe the Jules Verne school of geological thought I'm backed up by the Wikipedia page where the person who wrote the entry for the book clearly states that Verne's description of the fantastical middle earth has been soundly refuted Let's face it if the centre of the earth really was some kind of lost world of wonders Disney would have sunk a two and a half mile deep elevator shaft down there sometime in the 1960s and we'd all be ueuing at the edge of a lava tube to pay £500 per ticket to get down thereIf on the other hand you are still tempted to make a journey to the centre of the earth from the comfort of your own armchair then I'm sure you'll be charmed and thrilled by the subterranean world of wonders which await Lava tubes like dried out waterflumesprovide direct access to the labyrinthine maze of geological fun Middle world primordial seas which would have left modern day scientists to ponder the fact that the earth really resembles a partly filled laundry detergent ball filled with giant fishes the likes of which would have had Hemingway weeping for mercy Dinosaurs wander through ancient primeval forests of petrified wood and giant mushrooms and barren shores of bleached bones reveal the true nature of humanities origins Essentially Verne has gathered together all the best and most interesting bits of Early World Prehistory the bits that you loved as a kid and created a memorable if scientifically confused master piece Ok it's now a bit dated and yes the centre of the earth really is not uite a Verne would have us believe but this is old school story telling at its best

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